Even better than sports humor, on behalf of the fine folks at YCP I bring you the Wednesday funnies.
First off, we have the Onion's take on terribly inaccurate pollster John Zogby (who predicted a large Kerry victory in 2004 and has the current race in a dead heat).
To cap things for today, here's former McCain and Republican strategist Mike Murphy on everyone's "favorite" hockey mom Sarah Palin and her $150,000 shopping spree. Of particular interest to this poor bastard currently slaving away at Macy's:
What you sneering critics in the liberal MSM fail to see here is… a Jobs Program! Saks floorwalkers, cashiers, a team of sweating porters to haul the merchandise from the store to the motorcade… chiropractors to treat those porters. Sarah Palin knows how to create jobs!