Friday, October 3, 2008

"So, What, Specifically, Would You Say...You Do Here?"

All the focus on the election has got me wondering: what the hell is Bush doing these days? He's barely ever in the news, I haven't really seen him on TV since he went on to discuss the proposed bailout and he's got only 4 months left in office.

If he's anything like me when I've put in my two weeks notice at a job, his day looks a lot like this:

9:30: Show up to work, unshowered and unshaved.
9:30-11:15: Check email, catch up on new posts on Fire Joe Morgan, Deadspin and Drudge
11:15 - 1:00: Lunch with Condi Rice at Applebee's
1:00 - 1:45: Sit on the can, reading the Washington Post sports section
1:45 - 2:30: Check email
2:30 - 3:15: Quick nap to recharge batteries
3:15 - 4:00: Read movie trivia from IMDb
4:00: Head home and hit the couch

1 comment:

Mike said...

If I was Bush, I would be tearing shit up my last few months in the White House.

On my agenda would be

Taking a sled down the White House staircases a la Home Alone.

Demolition derby with Cheney, Condi, Robert Gates, and Paulson on the South Lawn.

Writing post-its reading "You suck, Barry!" and hiding them in all the medicine cabinets.

Ordering triple-premium Comcast cable package, or....doing the opposite, not paying the bill for three months and sticking Obama with 4 channels.

Why take out the garbage? Can't someone else do it?