Thursday, October 2, 2008

Is It Just Me...

Or did it seem at times tonight that Joe Biden reminded you of someone trying to reason with a child that keeps asking the same ridiculously stupid questions? Or maybe a drunk. Yeah, more like a drunk.

Either way, Sarah Palin - you are laughably unprepared for the situation you've put yourself in. Enjoy your time in the spotlight, then go 'head and shuffle back to little ole' Alaska after Barry and Biden whoop that ass.

Also - congratulations to Mrs. Palin for being (I can only assume) the first VP candidate to use the terms "shout out," "back in the day" and "you betcha" in a nationally televised debate for the second highest motherfletching OFFICE IN THE UNITED FUCKING STATES!!!! WHY IS IT THAT YOU PEOPLE DON'T GET HOW MUCH OF A SAD COMMENTARY ON OUR COUNTRY IT IS THAT WE'RE EVEN CONSIDERING A PERSON WITH HER CREDENTIALS AS A VIABLE CANDIDATE?!?!?!?!?!?!

DID EIGHT YEARS OF BUSH REALLY NOT TEACH YOU THAT BEING QUALIFIED, INTELLIGENT AND DIPLOMATIC ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HAVING FOLKSY CHARM?!?!?!?!

/blows brains out

/just kidding

/unless she wins

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