Let's Review

John Madden: Born in 1936
John McCain: Born in 1936

McCain and Madden: Names both contain 10 letters.

McCain and Madden: Both poorly impersonated by Frank Caliendo.




McCain and Madden: Both famous bus-riders

McCain and Madden: Both afraid of water

McCain: Combat duty begins in 1967.

Madden: Coaching career begins in 1967.

McCain: First Senate term begins in 1987.

Madden: First John Madden Football game debuts in 1988.

Madden and McCain: Both masters of the obvious, i.e.,

Madden: "Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster."

McCain: "Jimmy Carter was a lousy president ."

Madden: Handed out "nuclear turkeys" with as many as eight legs on Thanksgiving.

McCain: Favors increased use of nuclear power.

McCain and Madden: Both regular fixtures on NBC

Madden: "Boom! Tough-actin' Tinactin!"

McCain: "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran"

Anyone else find this disturbing?

Not the idea of a nude painting of YCP's favorite Vice-Presidential Moose-hunter hanging over a bar in Chicago, but the commentary of the artist.

"Bruce Elliott, whose wife owns the Old Town Ale House, painted this nude portrait of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. He said his daughter, who does a good impression of the Alaska governor, served as model."

Wow, pumpkin, that's a really good impersonation....now get naked! Daddy's gotta paint!

I'm sure there's no issues whatsoever in that family. They're probably like the Cleavers.